Packet Predictor is still missing this week and there have been no known sightings of him.
Thankfully his American cousin Wilf has stepped into the breach to take a look at the weekend's football action.
Here are his predictions:
SWPL Premier:
Godolphin 1, Launceston 2 Helston Ath 1, Saltash 1 Newquay 2, Ivybridge 2 St Austell 4, Callington 1 Stoke Gabriel 1, Sticker 1 Witheridge 2, Camelford 1
Division 1 West.
Bude 0, Porthleven 3 Dobwalls 0, Penzance 4 Elburton 3, Wadebridge 2 Ludgvan 1, St Dennis 1 Millbrook 2, St Blazey 1 Mousehole 3, Illogan 1 Plym Mar 1, Liskeard 1 Wendron 2, Plymstock 1
Combination League:
Carharrack 5, Culdrose 1 Goonhavern 3, St Just 2 Holmans 0, Perranwell 3 Hayle 1, Helston Res 3 Mullion 1, Illogan 1 Pendeen 2, St Ives 1 Redruth 0, Penryn 2 St Day 4, St Agnes 2 West Cornwall 2, Perranporth 2
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